00:00:00:00 - 00:00:09:00
Nothing you can say will change my mind. Sometimes a man has to steal an animatronic badger to stay in this crazy game called life. 

00:00:09:00 - 00:00:20:00
Oh, don't be dramatic. I saw humans get on fine without power for millennia. You used to hunt and gather. What happened to that? 

00:00:20:00 - 00:00:26:12
That thing’s our only way out of here! If it comes down to it, I'm willing to let it eat Dave.

00:00:26:12 - 00:00:37:08
All right, you undead jerks! The only monster with bad posture who harasses my family is me. Take that! 
[punches]
And that!
[punches]
Anyone else want a piece?
[crashes]

00:00:37:08 - 00:00:43:14
Personal log. I completed all of today's assignments ahead of schedule, and I've requested more!

00:00:43:14 - 00:01:01:03
Don't worry, buddy. I never win either. 
[singing] 
It happened again. 
I should have known I could never win.
I never win.
How did I know it would happen again? 
[backing vocals]
Ooh-eeh-ooh.
[tape player losing power]